Everything comes back to your league’s settings. If steals have a decent amount of weight and you can’t punt them, then you might have to deploy a guy like Dee Gordon
. In theory, it’s nice to have a team filled with guys who have power and speed, but those guys are rarely undervalued. You don’t need me to tell you that Gordon won’t continue producing a .373/.421/.510 line. If you can sell high, then by all means do so. Although the reality is that he may have been a waiver wire guy and it’s tough to get anything of value from them in a trade this early in the season. He’ll still get steals when he gets on base, but I wouldn’t be surprised to see his OBP drop 100 points and his slugging drop 200 points going forward. That can still be useful, depending on how deep your league is and how heavily steals are weighted. Anyway, here are some other guys who I expect to produce different results than they have so far this year and what it means in OBP and OPS leagues:
Posted: April 19, 2014, 7:05 am
I remember distinctly the day Will Clark retired. I just got home from a Winter Solstice Pageant. I was only 12 years old at the time, but my mustache was already coming in. Earlier that night, when I was singing in the pageant, a mother yelled out from the audience, "Who's the midget with the mustache?" Then another parent yelled out, "Or is it a dwarf? I always get confused." Another yelled, "Is that kid 40 years old? I don't know if I want my kid around that adult." I didn't think my day could get worse, then, back at home, I heard that Clark retired. I was still in my autumn leaf costume, sobbing into my Pop Rocks, essentially ruining them. A devastating day all around, but things got better eventually. Soon my friends' parents wouldn't call the cops when I was hanging out with their kid, thinking I was a 40-something pervert. One mother even complimented me on my mustache. Maybe this was where my love of Cougars first started. What does this have to do with Wil Myers
? Nothing at all. Just like his first two weeks mean nothing. It's two weeks! Frequent Commenter, Oaktown Steve, asked the other day who would have more value this year, Wil Myers or Carlos Beltran
? It's a totally fair question. In my preseason projections, there's essentially only 5 steals separating the two. Of course, there is something like 15 years separating them too, and I would say one is moving up and one is moving down due to age. Get a sense a lot of people are looking to bail on Myers already. That would be a mistake. He didn't just happen to get named one of the top prospects in baseball. He's crazy talented. He could go off still and be a first round draft pick for next year. Now is the time you buy him on the cheap, not sell him. Anyway, here's some more players to buy or sell this week in fantasy baseball:
Psyche! Before we get into this week's Buy/Sell, just wanted to announce that Rest of the Season Projections are on-site and everyone's favorite fantasy baseball dinosaur, Buysellatops
. The Buyasellatops is easy to use. When you first get to the page, Sells are listed first. To see Buys, click ROS$ minus STD$. To see Rest of Season projections, click on any player's name -- in this post or anywhere on-site. Finally, with the Rest of Season Projections, it means the Fantasy Baseball Player Rater
is now functional and the Rest of the Season Player Rater
. Anyway II, the Buy/Sell:
Posted: April 18, 2014, 7:00 pm
I’m all about the win-now. This means I will rarely own a top prospect, because I’ll trade them for short term MLB value and/or I just won’t spend the dough on those guys, because I can look a bit deeper for translatable prospects that don’t have as much associated hype. Therefore, I’m not going to whine about not owning and emphasizing the obvious: Oscar Tavares
, George Springer
, Gregory Polanco
or even Jackie Bradley Jr.
Instead I’ll draft sure-thing offense so long as they’re healthy (Michael Morse
and Yasmani Grandal
), and then go with upside starters/or solid veterans like Marco Estrada
, Alex Wood
, Corey Kluber
, Tyson Ross
, Kyle Lohse
and Tim Hudson
(all were available around the same time as these prospects in deep leagues). I literally own all of these guys, and the following ESPN’ers <10% owned as of 4/14:
Posted: April 18, 2014, 6:00 pm
So I've been leading with pitchers all the time. That shizz is seriously gonna get boring fast. And believe me, I've been married for basically 10 years so I know boring. I ain't playin' DraftKings
to feel like all I got is top or bottom! TMI? Yeah, TMI...but I'm gonna do things a little differently because I feel like it. And because Justin Morneau
is feeling it, whatever that 'it' is when he can't seem to miss the ball. Morneau just finished a road trip to San Diego, aka Petco Park, aka the vast desert of homerunlessness and came away with a couple of doubles and a HR. Before that, he hit a HR in San Fran in the previous series. And now? Morneau gets to play at home against a pitcher named Jonathan Pettibone
, or 'Mr. Bonepetter' as he's known on his adult film sets. To put it mildly, Jonathan is 'WHOOOEEEFFF'. That's me spelling out the sound of throwing up. Don't look at me strange, we all throw up differently. The Stream-O-Nator
spells throwup '-9'. That's his dollar value today. No this isn't golf, negative numbers aren't good around here. Needless to say, both I and the Hitter-Tron
agree that Morneau is set up for a fine day in Denver and given his price is only $4,400 on the good 'ole DK, it would be smart to get a least a small piece of the Rocky Mountain High that's sure to come. Not that kind of high. Unless you're actually in Colorado. Then it's totally cool and legal. Wait, aren't we still teaching D.A.R.E.
in school? You so crazy, .gov. Speaking of cool and legal, before we move onto the picks for the day, I wanted to remind you of the Sweet Spot
like my wife does like all the time...TMI again? Oops...anyways, sign up to DraftKings
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does with Happy's jacket. But enough about my impending thievery, let's do this. Here are the Razzball picks for the 4/18/2014 slate over on DraftKings...
Posted: April 18, 2014, 4:45 pm
This should go down easier than Danny Salazar
's last start, but it's still not going to be that easy to digest. You have a Tums handy? Good, take like seven of them. Don't worry, if they give you kidney stones, it will take your mind off of K-Zar. Something is wrong. I hypothesized that he was tipping his pitches last time. It didn't make sense that he would strikeout more guys in four innings than anyone has ever while still getting rocked. Maybe he is, I still have no idea. I don't have my degree from the University of Pitch Scouting, which is still in a heated lawsuit with the United Parcel Service. You should sign the online petition for the United Parcel Service to change to the acronym NBU for Nice Brown Uniforms. If an online petition can't get something changed, what can? Member when people actually protested things and not just clicked a box on an online petition site? Those in-person protestors were silly! Any the hoo! A larger problem with K-Zar is his velocity is down. Still decent for most mortals, but he could be hiding a larger issue with his arm. The other day when he K'd ten guys in four innings, it might've masked a bigger problem. Yesterday's start was a real eye-opener -- 4 2/3 IP, 5 ER and only 3 Ks -- is terrible. That's not tipping pitches, that's something is wrong. The final ruling on K-Zar is you should hold him if you can, but I don't think the short-term is going to be pretty. Obviously, you can't start him next time out or until he throws a decent start. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
Posted: April 18, 2014, 7:05 am
So, everyone can give a complete exhale that two save-category standard bearers were not shut down with shoulder problems. Craig Kimbrel
and Koji Uehara
both threw bullpens yesterday, and are all systems go for the rest of the week. Not like any of you have them, because we don't and shouldn't overpay for saves on draft day. So if either of these guys fell to ya, good on ya and relax, and stop checking the waiver wire for half a tick. Kimbrel is the tits, regardless of setbacks, his numbers say so, and you should walk around telling people the such as well. Kenley is nice, has all the check marks: winning team, K's, and the large drink to boot. I just can't, with good faith, de-commit from Kimbrel unless he actually hits the DL. So with the sighs of relief I hear, let's touch on some more of this weeks hap's and slaps. Shall we?
Posted: April 17, 2014, 7:00 pm
"I've had a vision so great, as it came to me I wept."
Greetings! Tis I, Tehol Beddict, and last night I witnessed Stephen Strasburg
grasping his ankles, shutting his eyelids, gritting his teeth, and receiving the kind of punishment I haven't seen or thought possible since Tupac verbally accosted
the Notorious B.I.G. and his entire crew back in 95. Witnessing this made me think of the film Waterworld.
Why you ask? I'm not 100 percent positive, but it's probably the way superstar, Kevin Costner, was slammed by critics for his dry, mediocre performance in the same fashion I continuously bash Strasburg for his ineptitude on the mound. This brought on a vision of intertwining Strasburg and Waterworld,
into another epic fantasy baseball post, and when the vision hit me, I wept tears of joy.
Posted: April 17, 2014, 6:00 pm
I'm sitting here with the 80's classic Gung Ho
on the TV. Directed by Ron Howard
and starring Michael Keaton
and Long Duck Dong
, it tells the story of how a man tries to save a town by bringing in a Japanese car company to fill an empty car factory. In hindsight what great foreshadowing for the towns in the rust belt that became abandoned by the loss of all the manufacturing jobs. Filled with lots of people you might recognize, like George Wendt
and John Turturo
, it pulls at the heart strings of my childhood and all the forgotten movies we would watch. Now what does this have to do today's DraftKings
article. Absolutely nothing! I'm just sharing what I'm watching on TV......I'm kidding it has lots to do with today's daily fantasy. In daily fantasy we have to be key on the match-ups and the value one guy has because he destroys a certain pitcher or team. Yunel Escobar
is that guy for me today. Like this movie, we need to take a risk on the little guy when the stars align and use hope as a tool......and some numbers crunching helps too. He has 2HR's, 10 RBI's, 4 doubles, 3 BB's and a .306 BA lifetime vs. CC Sabathia
. Couple that with a small price tag and you have what I like to call my blue light special. I'm rolling him out there even if the Hitter-Tron
is farting in his general direction. Someone put his dipstick back in! Given that the Stream-O-Nator
isn't that hot on CC, though, I do think there's room for this to work.
For those of you still new to this daily fantasy thing you really need to get in on this. I don't always have time to be on the computer throughout the day but I can find a little time in the morning to get a line-up and take on 5,000 other players for a chance to win some sweet cash. If you sign up you can play the free games until you get the hang of it. You can also play H2H against each other or me if you would like to. My handle on there is J-FOH. Now get over to DraftKings
and sign up already and while you're at it, try your hand at the Sweet Spot
. This might be one of the few times in life that you are going after a sweet spot that's not on your wife and she will not only not mind, but be happy about it. Ok, on with the picks.
Posted: April 17, 2014, 4:45 pm
As they say in a Jewelery District of any major city, Johnny Cueto
pitched a gem. Well, any major city except Detroit. There they call a gem, "Slowly remove it from your finger, and no funny business!" Against the Pirates yesterday -- 9 IP, 0 ER, 3 baserunners, 12 Ks. Pretty much across the board for Cueto's career, I haven't been a fan. His xFIP has always been much worse than his ERA, and his K-rate has never been close to an elite starter. Well, a weird thing happened on the way to his fifth start of the year, he looks like an ace. His xFIP is down to 2.55, his K-rate is 10.50 and his walk rate is 2.40. Those are fantasy ace numbers. Last year through April, he had a 2.80 xFIP, 9.35 K-rate and 3.12 walk rate. Those numbers aren't that
different. Hey, random italicized letters are my shtick
. Not right now, Random Italicized Voice. Whoa, snippy
! There is one fairly significant difference between Cueto this year and last. About a mile per hour on his fastball. In some instances, his fastball is averaging two extra miles per hour from last April, and he's cut out his, uh, cutter, and his ground balls have remained. He's pitching slightly different, slightly better, and, for the first time I can remember, I'm really liking what Cueto is showing. Ain't that a kick in Jason LaRue's head? His ERA won't stay at 1.50, but I also wouldn't be looking to sell him high. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
Posted: April 17, 2014, 7:05 am
On today's podcast, Nick recounts the ups and downs of his journey across 'Murica. If Nick was doing this journey to collect a Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes, we'd all say he was crazy, Alexander Payne would film it and Bruce Dern would play Nick to great critical acclaim. In reality, Nick's doing it for a podcast. This isn't crazier?! Get Payne on the hotline, we got ourselves a sequel to Nebraska! "So, the year is 2014, and flying cars haven't yet been invented. Instead, our lead, everyman, Nick, is in a van and driving from Canada to Arizona to do a podcast over the phone to save on international calling." "You know, I was having lunch with James Toback the other day and he was looking for a project. Can we get Neve Campbell to play Nick in drag?" "It's a new direction, but I like it!" Besides the cross-country shenanigans of Nick and his K-Mart mannequin he dressed up and named Blake, we talk about some players who are off to hot starts -- hello, Dee Gordon
! -- and some players who are currently screwing la pooch -- I hate you, Edwin Encarnacion
! Also, mentioned are Adam Eaton
, Grady Sizemore
, Scott Kazmir
, and many, many, many more guys (maybe three more). Anyway, here's the Razzball Podcast (now with tales from the road):
Posted: April 16, 2014, 7:00 pm
Ranking prospects for fantasy purposes is a tricky exercise. The variables involved are constantly in flux — talent emerges, talent regresses… opportunity comes, opportunity goes… clubs get cold feet because of service time, clubs don’t give a shizz about service time. So, given the fluid nature of this prospect business, we’re going to keep a running ranking throughout the season. This post will run every other Wednesday, providing a weekly glimpse of the soon-to-arrive impact talent.
Posted: April 16, 2014, 6:00 pm
Not a bad week for your humble-but-nonetheless-handsome Guru as we cashed in on 15 of 20 contests we entered increasing our bankroll and getting us one step closer to a winter of umbrella drinks in Cancun (or at least a couple weeks in Tijuana). Want to join me poolside? Join the DraftKings Sweet Spot
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If you’re veteran to DFS leagues go ahead and skip to my lineup now as I give our new friends the Guru’s top 5 tips for winning cash with DraftKings
When it comes to winning real money there are a few things to keep in mind: 1) Pitching leads the way and strikeouts are king. The Stream-o-Nator
nails this on an almost daily basis. 2) Build stacks against the worst pitchers. 3) Check the Vegas odds on what games are predicted to have high scores. Vegas knows what they are doing, why not use them. 4) Know the overlay. DraftKings has guaranteed payouts (another reason they are the king) and when a tournament doesn’t fill, the money is still
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Alrighty my Razzballers, here’s your dirty turbaned Guru’s lineup for Wednesday’s 4/16 contests on DraftKings
for 2014 Fantasy Baseball.
Posted: April 16, 2014, 4:45 pm
The Houston Astros who crawled through a river of shizz and came out clean on the other side. The entire organization looks up in the air, rain beating down. Hey, Bus Driver, take the Astros to Zanwhattwonahwho, they finally called up George Springer
! No, I don't know how to spell it! With a Z? For an organization that hasn't had anything promising since Billy Hatcher homered off a left-field foul pole, it's about time there's something to look forward to. They were downright depressing there for about seven years. Here's what I said this offseason, "In Triple-A, Springer had 18 homers after hitting 19 homers in Double-A. That’s not one year in Double-A and one year in Triple-A even though my syntax might lead you to believe that. He hit 37 homers last year in the minors. Hello, sexy, what’s your name? Do you like your creme de menthe on the rocks? Can I call you grasshopper? 37 homers is pretttttay, pretttttay good. I wonder if he can do anything else. *moves finger along his minor league line* Hmm, too bad he only stole 45 bases last year. Oh. Wait, come again? I mean, I just came again. 40-steal speed from a guy that nearly hit 40 homers? Yummo on that Thirty Minute Meal. Give me some Restaurant: Stakeout, my waitress is sexting her boyfriend during business hours! So, I guess his average is atrocious. Oh, he hit .311 in Triple-A? Yeah, I just had a fangasm; I have to change my undershorts. Is it all peaches and cream on this big slice of pound cake? No, there’s a K-rate that could portend him actually hitting .245 in the big leagues and I wish he were a year younger, but nothing is spelling D-O-O-M." And that's me quoting me! I lurve me some Springer and he's ownable in every league. My preseason projections for him were 52/19/71/.254/22, but that was with a full season at-bats. Now that he's missed about two weeks, I'd cut off a few counting stats, but not much. He could be a 20/20 player. Go get him! Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
Posted: April 16, 2014, 7:25 am
Just kidding. I actually had Tommy John surgery while typing this. Because all the kids are doing it nowadays. It's so hip, Von Miller
went to see Dr. Andrews before it was cool. So what's the deal here with all of these injuries? Is it the lack of steroids? HGH? Greenies? Cocaine? Naw, cocaine is still present in the game. How else do you explain Matt Williams' and Fredi Gonzalez's line-up cards? Either they're trolling us, or they're making it snow in their offices. What this post presupposes is, maybe it's both? Anyhow, let's take a gander at what's going on in your RCL universe. I say it's yours, because I think I'm the only person who has 10 teams, AND 90% of them are taking on water and sinking. Water from the tears that I cry when fantasy baseball goes wrong. OR from global warming. In which case, whew, I'm not a polar bear. So there's that, I guess.
Posted: April 15, 2014, 5:00 pm
So you’re down to the last few nickels of your first buy-in this year. You’re pinching pennies—drinking Olympia and thinning out your Cup O Noodles with Ramen. You know you need to do research to come up today, but you can’t justify using that much electricity. Don’t fret, mah people. I got your winning lineup right hurrr. I know. I shouldn’t have. I’ve been invoking Peyton Manning all week. DraftKings don’t slang hot pies, but they do love to hook you up
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We’re gonna sweeten the deal a little further today. Once you've signed up via Razzball for DraftKings
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but my fantasy contests gotta make some cheddah. I'm betting him 2 tix to Mariners/A's that I'll Beddict his ass. You only get to play me for bragging rights and dolla bills ya'll! But I'm sure you're studs at bragging. And if you follow my instructions, you'll have some bills.
Today’s a good day to take advantage of a lot of matchups. I’m gonna give you my lineup today. Go enter a contest or two with it and then invoke the Steam-O-Nator
to come take me out. After all, Rudy’s mind is much more elevated than mine. We’re talking catwalk vs. gutter ya’ll.
Posted: April 15, 2014, 4:45 pm
He's just lucky his name isn't Kicked-In Nuts Bailey. If you turned a paper into your English prof and named the homer-prone pitcher, Homer Bailey
, your prof would say it's too expository. But the prof might've been more forgiving if you hadn't named the mayor, Billy Gladhand; the police chief, Officer Corruptski and the fro-yo cashier, Barry Tart. It's almost too ridiculous to be believable what Homer Bailey did yesterday. He gave up two back-to-back homers in two different innings, while also striking out the side. Who are you, Danny Salazar? No, you are not Danny Salazar! You're supposed to be more reliable! (Oh, and the game was suspended, but you still get all of Bailey's glorious stats. Lucky you. Or Yu, if Darvish is reading.) If you play in a Benjamin Netanyahu league were xFIP is a category, you're doing well. Everyone else would like to kill someone. Potentially me since I advocated drafting Bailey. It takes alligator blood to check raise the bettor, but, after he struck out nine in only five innings yesterday (and gave up a shizz load of homers), I'd say now is the time to buy low on Bailey. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
Posted: April 15, 2014, 7:05 am
"What's it short for? Ya know, like Rosstopher?" "Just Ross!"
I had cautious optimism heading into the year for Tyson Ross, and he looked pretty wild early on. And not the good kind of wild. No one in San Diego is wearing Wild Thing-Ross T-Shirts. I caught most of his debut against the Dodgers, and he didn't look right. Hitchy delivery, lower velocity, and terrible control. Since he was fringy anyway, in the one league I owned him (deeper 10-team), I cut him loose for some scrub closer. I don't even know who, probably Matt Lindstrom, who at least vultured a win for me yesterday.
Anyway, I saw Ross was bad again in his second effort, racking up 9 walks to only 9 Ks through two games, somehow escaping with a 4.50 ERA because he piled up 6 unearned runs. Needless to say, I was pretty content to ignore him, but yesterday he turned it around against the offensively-charged Tigers. Since it's still early, maybe he had an early mechanical issue that got worked out, and he's back to picking up where 2013 left off. So I decided to break down his start, and see if he needs to be scooped off waivers in leagues where he was dropped or undrafted:
Posted: April 14, 2014, 7:00 pm
Unless you followed the career of boxer Brandon Burke
, or are a connoisseur of German speed porn, you're probably not used to seeing this many guys go down so soon.
Injuries to baseball players have become a national epidemic, especially among frontline pitchers. In just a few short months, we've seen players like Kris Medlen
, Patrick Corbin
, Bobby Parnell
, Jarrod Parker
and (most likely) Matt Moore
require Tommy John surgery.
While those pitchers are done for the season (and maybe even parts of 2015), there are in fact some players returning
from various ailments who are waiting patiently to be scooped up off your fantasy baseball league's waiver wire.
The "DL stash" is a time-honored tradition that all fantasy baseball champions employ. Last week, I went over the hitters who are/were residing on the disabled list, and this week I'll be covering the guys throwing the balls to them. If you have an open DL spot, or spots, in your league, it's imperative that you use them.
You won't see me suggesting guys like Cole Hamels
or Mike Minor
, because something tells me that you have more cojones than to play in a league so lacking in competition that they would still be available. Rather, I will highlight some pitchers more suited for deeper leagues, as well as NL- and AL-only leagues.
Posted: April 14, 2014, 6:00 pm
has received the Grey seal of approval from the BUY
column, but I'd like to take a minute to talk about his wheels, considering he's owned in less than 20 percent of ESPN leagues. He's hitting higher in the batting order for the Cardinals now, and has stolen three bases in the past week. He's also hot, riding a six-game hit streak entering today. Wong stole 26 and 23 bases in the last two years respectively, so 20 steals is a safe bet, especially if he can gain some more at-bats from hitting towards the top of the lineup. Last year at Triple-A Memphis, Wong stole 20 bags and was only caught once. He'll draw the Brewers and Nationals this week. Both have been stingy in allowing stolen bases so far this season, so Wong might not have an easy go of it. Over the Wong haul, though, I like him for 20 steals the rest of the way. Here's some of this week's steals plays...
Posted: April 14, 2014, 5:00 pm
Just because it is Monday does not mean you can't be happy right? What will make you happy you ask? How about going to bed at the end of the day with a fist-full of cash that you just won on DraftKings
? Your already registered aren't you? Here go now
ill wait .... Back already? Guess what? I am gonna send you right back so you can do the smart thing and get in this sweet spot
drawing, just a few pesos to get in and a whopping $400k up for grabs. That will buy you a lot of good memories that you will probably forget in Tijuana hombre.
Lets work on getting you that money by checking out the best available lumber for Monday. You don't have to take my word for it, you can do your own homework with our handy dandy Hitter-Tron
Posted: April 14, 2014, 4:45 pm
should just join a kickball league. His upper stuff doesn't work right. He's got a bad case of waist-up-is-not-up-to-snuff-is. He should tent his entire body, because he's got an infestation of the bad health termites. They lay dormant, living off of bacteria that is produced naturally by your secretions. Then one day you wake up and you dive into the 2nd base bag and break your thumb. The preceding was taken directly from WebMD, I can't vouch for its accuracy. It's a thumbpocalypse! So, Zimmerman's gonna be out for six weeks with a broken thumb. I'd point out that I told you on Friday to sell him, but that's in poor taste. As would simply pointing and laughing at you. Mostly due to the fact, I don't know where you are, you don't return my phone calls! So, put Zimmerman on your DL, and let's pray his shoulder gets miraculously better in the mean's while. Anyway, here's what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:
Posted: April 14, 2014, 7:05 am
My fantasy roster is like Rick and his Walking Dead
gang, just waiting around to be fattened up for the slaughter in that train car. Doesn't Daryl have a hidden crossbow? Feel free to kill off Beth though. Currently my team has lost Cole Hamels
and David Robertson
. Not too bad, but couple that with the injuries to Adrian Beltre
, Andrew McCutchen
and Yasiel Puig
and my team is on the verge of doing a Hershel. I feel like we should cue up that cheesy music they play at the Oscars when they pay tribute to those stars that died over the past year. Last week, the fantasy world lost Josh Hamilton
(smattering of applause), Matt Moore
(gasps) and Avisail Garcia
(men openly weeping). Just bury them with all the other guys still on the DL – Clayton Kershaw
(at least he’s throwing again), Matt Latos
(skipping rehab start this week, uh-oh) and Jose Reyes
(was born on the disabled list). Add Troy Tulowitzki
(quad), Adrian Beltre
(quad), Koji Uehara
(shoulder quad), and Joe Nathan
(dead arm quad) to the walking wounded list as well (guys hurtin’ but not DL’d) and we have a World War Z
-sized fantasy apocalypse. Injuries are expected every year, but does it seem like there are more this season? Can I blame instant replay? Harold Reynolds? Someone or something is responsible. Quick, get Bartolo Colon
to throw some stem cells in the Gatorade. I hear that helps. *note to self: Pitch embryonic energy drink to Gatorade, make millions, get killed by pro-life crusaders.* It’s time to bring in the fantasy reinforcements. Let’s scour the waiver wire for players owned 50% or less in most leagues and see if we can cure what’s ailing our battered and broken roster. It’s time to jam it or cram it.
Posted: April 13, 2014, 6:00 pm
This is a tough one for me this week. I just attended a funeral the other day for the death of Avisail Garcia
's 2014 season. We all had such high hopes here at Razzball for the winner of the Miguel Cabrera
look-a-like contest. When he was with the Tigers they called him Minnie-Miggy
. He had just come off his best game of the year where he smacked two home run's and was making me look like the creep whisperer.....That really sounds like I whisper in a really creepy way, which I don't, I have a sexy whisper. Hey there four girl readers! (What's yo' name, what's yo' number?) Now we must move on and bury our Avisail dreams, unless you are in a deep keeper league, then I would take a deep breath, put him on your DL and go out and grab Marlon Byrd
... for the week. Ok, he might be worth owning longer, but this week he's my Creeper. Before I get to all the blah blah blah for why he is my keeper, I want to talk about what a cool name Byrd is. You got Larry Bird, Harvey Birdman, the Dirty Bird, Lady Bird Johnson, and Robin Thicke. Hey wait a minute J-FOH, Robin Thicke is a type of bird?
That is correct diligent Razzican, but he is a damn sexy type of bird. The man makes beautiful music
that gets the ladies into the mood, with the help of alcohol too, to give J-FOH the sweet sweet loving he needs. Do my dirty work Robin, you have replaced Michael McDonald
, serenade their repulsion's away so I can play outside my division. Damn that gives me an idea, a collaboration made in the heavens, Robin Thicke and Michael McDonald team up for the ultimate lovers album.
Posted: April 13, 2014, 5:00 pm
Raise your hand if you got burned by Justin Masterson
's last two starts. If you detect a touch of Old Spice deodorant and bitterness that's because I've got both of my arms straight up in the air on this one. Bet you're wondering how I can still type. That's a trade secret Sky taught me. I haven't been this mad at an Indian since I caught my neighbor Joe Charboneau peeing on my rose bushes. Don't think I can't see you Super Joe! As our fearless leader, George W. Bush
used to say, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me...you can't get fooled again."
That's why this week I'm learning my lesson and going for the ace instead of trying to get cute with pitching values. Which leads me to this week's pick, Max Scherzer
, whose nice match-up against the Padres and all-around goodness make him a great start today. He's perched atop the Stream-o-Nator
at a $25 value, and while he'll cost you $11,900 to roster, he's worth every penny.
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and the Stream-O-Nator
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Posted: April 13, 2014, 4:00 pm
The early stages of the MiLB season have brought loads of speculation with regard to Oscar Taveras
and Stephen Piscotty
, and which prospect the Cardinals will summon to St. Louis first. I'd love to be able to provide some clarity to that question, but frankly, such call-ups depend on so many different proprietary factors, and it'd be pretty stupid of me say something like, "Piscotty is gonna be the guy 'cause he's hitting a bunch of singles at Triple-A." Piscotty, by the way, has collected 15 hits (12 singles) through his first 37 AB at Memphis. He's a fine prospect, and he's zoned in right now, but the gaudy average (.405) is probably drawing a bit more attention than it should. Meanwhile, Taveras is slugging north of .500. He's still the higher-impact fantasy talent, and he's still the better prospect. This is not to suggest that Oscar will definitely be up before Piscotty -- only that it'd be silly to lose perspective on the situation. Taveras is the true prize.
Posted: April 13, 2014, 7:15 am
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is a bust,” fantasy expert Cocker Cockleysworth says. “He got lit up in Spring Training and his walks are way up. Great arm, bad command.”
“Now wait a second,” fantasy analyst Roger Dingleberry says. “This is the same Matt Moore who was an All-Star in 2013 and was so close to Cy Young he got himself a peep show. He went 17-4 with a 3.29 ERA and 143 Ks in 150 innings.”
And so the debate raged on all the way up through the 2014 fantasy draft, where owners got the gas face
if they drafted Moore too high, while others were quite pleased to have him fall in their laps later than expected. The war of words kicked up a notch. It got heated. Someone got killed with a trident.
Posted: April 12, 2014, 7:00 pm
So long, farewell, goodnight, Prince Fielder
. One of the most disappointing starts to the 2014 season has been Mr. Fielder with his .162/.205/.216 line. To exacerbate things, his offseason move to Texas led to him being hyped heading into drafts and his current owners paying top dollar to roster his .421 OPS. Following a disappointing 2013 season, his slow start has caused some owners to panic, pointing to his inability to walk or hit a home run. So what do I recommend doing at this point? Buy Prince Fielder while you still can. I really don’t like using “small sample size” to dismiss early starts, because it feels like the lazy way out. A better approach would be to see that Fielder has had 0 for 4 games against Alex Cobb
, David Price
, etc., notice that his batted ball distribution hasn’t dramatically changed, and remember why he was rated so highly in drafts. Even with the slow start, I’d be surprised if Fielder didn’t improve on last year’s .279/.362/.457 line this year, especially the slugging. And while it’s on my mind, here’s a few other players who have had surprising starts and what it means for OPS and OBP leagues:
Posted: April 12, 2014, 6:00 pm
Most of the league's top aces took the hill last night, but none were more impressive than the Padres' Andrew Cashner
, who threw a one-hit shutout, tossing 108 pitches against the ferocious Tigers, walking just two and striking out 11. That's straight Cashner, homey! Randy Moss would be proud. Cashner's shutout was the first of the season in all of baseball, and just the second of his career. He now holds a 1.29 ERA and 0.81 WHIP with 22 Ks through three starts. It's gotta be that beard
, right? You don't have to tell Razzball nation about the magic of facial hair, see: Albright, Grey. Mystic whiskers aside, Cashner was money Friday night, surrendering just the one hit to Rajai Davis
(breaking up his perfect game in the 6th), and striking out Miguel Cabrera
to end the game. Yes, that Miguel Cabrera! I've always been high on Cashner, and I owned him everywhere last year, so naturally, I own him no where this year. After last night, I might have to hit the trade market, because if I can't own him, no one should! "I want a Golden Andrew Cashner Goose now, daddy!" Andrew has had injury issues in the past, but he has always been solid when healthy, and with high a 90's fastball that can hit the triple digits, doode throws some serious cheese. The key with Cashner remains his aforementioned health; if he stays healthy, I could see 12-14 wins, 160 Ks and some solid ratios. That kind of Cashner can pay off big for your fantasy team.
Here's what else happened Friday night in fantasy baseball:
Posted: April 12, 2014, 5:00 pm
So this DraftKings
thing is new to the ole Smoke dog. I am not much of a gambler; I gamble every morning wondering if I hit the snooze button correctly and bare the frustration of never really falling back asleep. I dig it though, daily fantasy and it starts over and it only costs me a few shekels. So for today's goodies I used a little bit of guesswork, some stuff I learned at Julliard and the crafty Razzball tools; Stream-O-Nator
. I mean with so many tools at your fingertips here between Razzball and DraftKings how could you lose? You literally should be winning everyday, splitting the profits with your local needy organization and basically making it rain at your own delight. There are lots of great division rivalries today, some that are avoidable but some that are going to be chocked full of nuts and stats. So build your team wisely oh master of your own domain and if you do win come back, gloat and throw it in everyone's faces. Hatin' on people is the new American past time. And if you wanna hate on people with even more cheddar in hand, try out the Sweet Spot
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Posted: April 12, 2014, 4:00 pm
As of 4/10, these middle infielders are all owned in less than 10% of ESPN leagues, and contingent on the context, I would conditionally own them all. And that’s how you alliterate league format dependency.
While they’re ranked by %ownership, I’ll furnish my zeal for each:
#1 - Kolten Wong
(6.5%) – He’s only 23, so give him a little time. He’s already got a top-20 contact rate this year and has impressively walked more than he struck out. He’s batting .276 with a .382 OBP and 2 stolen bases. I’m not sure why he’s owned < 10%. Mark Ellis
(DL/knee) and Daniel Descalso
won’t consume that much time away from him. Very soon, he’ll be owned in over 10% of leagues, so make that happen sooner than later. 70+ runs near the top of that lineup with a 7HR-45RBI-20SB-.270BA is playable at MI.
Posted: April 12, 2014, 7:05 am